St Mary the Blessed Virgin Parish Magazine April 2026
Do You Remember Life Before the Computer?
Back in the days when....
Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was letter for employment. A program was a TV show.
A cursor was someone who used a profanity.
A keyboard was played on a piano or an organ.
A web was a spider's home.
A virus was an illness like flu.
A CD was a Certificate of Deposit savings bank account.
A hard drive was a long road trip.
A mouse was a creature and a mouse pad was where it lived.
WHEN I WAS A KID, THIS WAS MY COMPUTER:
-DELETE
REFRESH
A wife texts her husband on a bitter cold icy day in the early morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and the gently tap edges