St Mary the Blessed Virgin Parish Magazine April 2026
The Gardeners Hymn (Anon)
All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, the Lord God made them all But what we never mention, though gardeners know it's true, Is when He made the goodies, He made the baddies too
All things spray and swatable, disasters great and small All things pesticidical, the Lord God made them all
The green fly on the roses, the maggots in the peas, Manure that fills our noses, He also gave us these. Refrain
The fungus on the goose-gogs, the club root on the greens, The slugs that eat the lettuce and chew the aubergines. Refrain
The drought that kills the fuchsias, the frost that nips the buds, The rain that drowns the seedlings, the blight that hits the spuds. Refrain
The midges and mosquitoes, the nettles and the weeds, The Pigeons in the green stuff, the sparrows on the seeds. Refrain
The fly that gets the carrots, the wasp that eats the plums, How black the gardeners outlook, though green may be their thumbs.
But still we gardeners labour, midst vegetables and flowers, And pray that what hits the neighbours', will somehow bypass ours. Refrain
Thought for the Month
A true friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future...
and accepts you today the way you are.