ISSUE 100
By Chris Azzopardi
Joan Rivers has never been one to question her actions. But today, she's doing just that: "I'm listening to Katy Perry and I don't know why."
Besides being a firework herself, Rivers has little in common with the ubiquitous pop tart. There's this, though: They've both kissed a girl and as the legendary queen of snark (and facial reconfigurations) admits in our recent chat - liked it. So much, in fact, that she'd be up for some more lez loving. But for now Rivers is focused on promoting her wacky reality show, Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, now in its second season on WE tv.
In our interview, Rivers dished on the new installment (what if her daughter Melissa actually were a gay man?), how her humor's always been "gay," and her face - before she redid it.
GC: I'm a big fan - but I'm sure every gay man tells you that.
JR: No, no. No gay men tell me that.
GC: I don't believe you.
JR: Well, every now and again.
GC: You know, I'm glad this isn't a face-to-face interview because, since you're a member of the Fashion Police, you wouldn't approve of my outfit today.
JR: You wouldn't approve of what I'm wearing right now, either! I'm wearing a stolen hotel bathrobe. One of those white bathrobes that say, "Don't take these." Somewhere along the line I did.
GC: Do you always take things from hotels?
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GC: You've been doing press interviews for a long time. You must get the same questions. What are you sick of talking about?
JR: No, you get different questions because they come from different people. It's like an audience: always different every night. That sounds funny, but it's true.
GC: What are we in for with the second season of Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?
breaking up with the boyfriend; taking (my grandson) Cooper to New
JR: There's an uber-WASP friend of ours who turns Jewish; Melissa
York, and he gets lost. All of which is true. Things happen that are just fabulous. If you liked the first season of Joan Knows Best?, you're going to love the second season.
GC: You get more plastic surgery during the first episode, Skintervention. And Melissa does not approve.
JR: No, she totally doesn't. But you know, it's a business where we all have to look good. You look at anybody - I mean, Jane Fonda running around with a whole new face and body and pretending she's done that through eating apples? You wanna go, "Oh stop it!"
GC: You didn't get that face from eating apples?
JR: I got this face from eating artichokes and apples and having a great diet. Yeah, right. All the above - plus a great doctor!
GC: And the freebies you take from hotels. JR: That helps, too. That makes you happy.
GC: What do you think you'd look like without plastic surgery?
JR: I imagine I'd look a lot like my sister, and that worries me -
JR: Yes. Always those little shampoos, little soaps, all those cute little because she looks good! (Laughs) things. Sewing kits - you can't get enough of those! (Laughs)
GC: Which celebrity needs a little more gay fashion influence, and a little less?
JR: Oh, I don't know. Every week it changes so much and Melissa (Rivers), the exec producer, throws a hundred pictures on the table and you start from scratch again, so it's always changing.
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GC: You've wasted all that money, Joan.
JR: It could well be. I could have myself really nice outfits. GC: What don't they tell you about plastic surgery?
JR: Oh, I don't know. I don't listen. I have a friend who wanted to know everything the doctor was going to do. I don't want to know. He doesn't www.gaycalgary.com