St Mary's Parish Magazine November 2026
The Simple Pleasures of Childhood by Peter Bourne
Writing my recent article about making daisy chains and holding a buttercup under the chin to see if someone likes butter got me thinking about the other things I did as a child. Lots of pleasure was got using something from something from nature.
One of the popular things we did as boys was playing conkers. I would get my conkers from the ring of horse chestnut trees in Addington Park. After school you would see boys throwing sticks up at the trees to knock down the conkers to put in bags to take home. The best ones had a flat side, known in conker circles as a ‘cheese cutter’. I’d use mum’s meat skewer to make a hole in each one, then thread a length of string through the hole and tie a knot at one end. Some children ‘cheated’ by making their conkers harder soaking them in vinegar, baking them in the oven or coating them in varnish. In school playgrounds all the country you’d see boys playing conkers. If your conker had broken two other conkers, for example, it would be two-er. If your two-er smashes a six-er then your one becomes an eight-er and so on. If your opponent’s conker came off the string but wasn’t broken you were allowed to try and break it by stamping on it whilst repeatedly saying ‘stampees’ as they try to pick up their conker and re-string it.
If you were out with your friends and you picked a dandelion they would say ’wet the bed’ to you. As a child I didn’t know that there was some truth to this saying, as eating dandelion leaves acts as a natural diuretic stimulating the kidneys and increasing the production of urine.
Did you ever tell the time using the seeds from a dandelion? It wasn’t very accurate but it was fun to do. The number of blows to remove all the seeds from the dandelion seed head, called a ‘dandelion clock’ supposedly told you the hour of the day. If you could remove all the seeds with one blow you could make a wish because you had set all the ‘fairies’ free.
Then there were the sycamore and maple seeds, called ‘helicopters.’ If you were on your own you threw one in the air and watched it spin round till it landed. It was great fun with friends when you all threw a ‘helicopter’ in the air. The winner was the one that stayed in the air the longest.
When you came across an oak tree who couldn’t resist looking for the acorn ‘cups’ on the ground? We put them on our fingers pretending each finger was a person. When you bent each finger you pretended they were talking. It was even better if you had a pen to draw a face on each finger.
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