St Mary the the Blessed Virgin Parish Magazine September 2026
She started changing in PE, And I don’t mean just her clothes. I thought I saw some whiskers On her little turned up nose! Her fingers sprouted tiny claws Where once grew finger nails. And when she changed into her shorts, I swore I saw a tail.
Don’t laugh at me, this is the truth, I could not believe my eyes, As I sat there next to Becky She shrank right down in size. That lovely child that we once knew Is not the same girl any more.
She’s turned into a hamster And is running round the floor! I’m glad that I’m not teacher’s pet, When all is said and done; To live inside a cage all day Isn’t my idea of fun! written by Peter Bourne (1992)
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