St Mary the the Blessed Virgin Parish Magazine September 2026
Tree Jokes ….Well, there May be more I’m going to tree t yew to some tree mendously funny tree jokes. I hope they leaf you laughing fir along time…
What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you. How did the tree get lost? It took the wrong root. How do trees make themselves heard? They use an amp leaf ier. What is a tree’s favourite drink? Root beer. Where do woodlice go on holiday? To the beech. Why was the tree stumped? It couldn’t find the answer to the problem. What did the tree like best about Star Trek? The Captain’s log. I met a girl in summer. Her name was Theresa Green. When I met her in autumn she’d changed her name to Theresa Brown. What do they call a trio of lumberjacks? Tree fellers. What school subject do trees like best? Geome tree. How can you make an oak tree laugh? Tell it acorn y joke. Where do tree saplings go to learn? Elem tree school. In this magazine I’ve given yew a tree quiz, a tree of the month and some tree jokes. Well, yew know what they say…The best things come in trees!
Are you free on Tuesday afternoons? Why not come along to our house group meetings? We begin by reading and talking about a passage from the Bible and finish with a bring and share lunch. Why not FEED YOUR SOUL and FEED YOUR STOMACH ?
If you’d like to join us we meet at 12 o’clock on the 2 and 4 week of each month at Mary Innes’ house, 89 Falconwood Road. If you’re interested have a word with Mary Innes, Neil Clark or Peter Bourne. We would love to see you.