My Effin' Life Tour Book
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO INCLUDE A few anecdotes drawn from the original 1,200 page draft (yes, you read that right) of My Effin' Life that I submitted to the pub- lisher, but which obviously did not make the book (otherwise I would have had to name it Every Effin' Detail)...
A few times in my life, I've attempted to keep a diary. My first effort was more a bookkeeping exercise than anything-a dry record of gigs with columns listing city, venue, attendance and what we got paid each night. Later on, my scribblings became more authentically diary-like, noting my moods and day-to-day experiences, in three sep- arate categories, no less: physical, intellectual and emotional. I rated our gigs out of five stars, talked about missing my girlfriend (and later wife) Nancy, about contract negotiations, about writing songs on the road, about interactions with other bands, etc., etc.. I even wrote down what drugs I had taken, including how effin' high I was from night to night. It was a travelogue of sorts too, and ultimately a more sophisti- cated record than just the collection of hotel room keys I amassed on our very first tour in '74, when even Evansville, Indiana had seemed exotic to me and I thought I'd probably never return. I was doing my best to cope with the wide range of hopes, triumphs and disappoint- ments I was experiencing, and only half a mind to keeping a record for posterity. Which turned out rather useful, wouldn't you say?
If at first you don't succeed... Just give up.
(OPPOSITE TOP) My first so-called diary, from 1975; (OPPOSITE BOTTOM) a second failed attempt, from 1977.
So funny and so anal to keep track of the gigs in this way. The financial minutiae, the audience response and which Mercury record company rep showed up at which show? What a weirdo I was. (Maybe still am?) Significantly, on the second page is the date we won our first Juno Award (the Canadian Grammy-type thing for Most Promising New Group).
Feb.20 Indianapolis Ind. Rod Stewart 1500.00 13,000 Convention Center
Excepte UER FEB 21 MOU PLEASANT Z.Z. TOP-500 x 6000 Feb. 24 LANSING Mich. Hardline- 25 Brewery
Tight sold out Excellent 2nd 400 seats Creem
-Faces no Tim S
Interve
ERIC Feb. 26 Night musk 155 Cas
RESPE
F Feb 27 Dallas Texas Headline Travis Street 200 peop Date JACK Burnste
-Sold out 2 SHOWS NORTHAMPTON MAN-opener Excep
900-11-500 per SHOW PENNSYLVANIA -5 encores no Roxy THEATRE Headline
Headl
TONY Feb 28 LA Porte Texas Sylvan Beach Pavillion
TONY Mar. I CORAS CHRISTI HOTE Texas
MAR. 3-8 Atlanta Geonja He Alex Cooley's Bu
Hurmet Electric Balloon I no Man. 19. releattle Creek Md HEAR WE peer canadian not
Hood People SOLDOUT
-maniace Rafters INCRIBLE +60/40 PORIOS ON STAGE
MAR. 9. UDBO TAPINE TORTO also
Terre Haute Aerosmith 1000, F 8000 people Ind. Hulman Stry (50) 6000 - VICE HALL Univ. Civic Tin Lizzy no MAR.20
Fort Wayne ad ABROSMITH 1000 God Kot on show GOOD, -8500 people Colisevin